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St Helier, Jersey

We're not
the same. We're Grumpy.

Smash burgers. Steel-baked pizza. Bar bites. At The Lounge Bar, Beresford Street.

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Grumpy Pass

Stop paying delivery fees.

Pre-pay your meals. Come collect. Food's fresher, faster, and you save every single time. This is Jersey's first food subscription.

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The Regular
4 visits per month
£38
£9.50 per visit Buy Now
The Familiar
8 visits per month
£70
£8.75 per visit Buy Now
The Don
12 visits per month
£99
£8.25 per visit Buy Now
✦Any main up to £11.99 per visit — burgers, pizza, wings
✦£1 upgrade for pepperoni pizza
✦Collect it yourself — we'll grudgingly deliver too, +£2.50
✦While you wait — play pool, watch sport, grab a drink at The Lounge
✦Member-only offers
✦Surprise member perks — you'll just have to find out 👀

Parties & Events

Throw your party at The Lounge.

Birthday, work do, whatever the occasion — we'll sort the food. Drinks and games? Fine, we'll help with that too.

WhatsApp Us or email grumpysenhor@gmail.com